So.. you made the big decision to bail out of the city and live your dream life in a small town. Congratulations! Easy, right? Donate your dress shoes to charity, order some plaid shirts and all-terrain boots, trade your commuter car for a truck and an Amsterdam-style cruiser and you’re ready for the simple life. Front porches, neighbors, and farm markets. What could be better? Somewhere between finding that fixer-upper bungalow on a tree-lined street and unpacking your best farmhouse decor, you’re feeling a little lost. Uh oh. Where is the nearest Target? How on earth will you get Dim Sum delivered at midnight?  Why is there only one network…